Spirit Legion - 5,000 Horrific Undead Spirits To Serve You:

This listing consists of an entire legion of 5,000 frightening and powerful undead spirits being conjured on your behalf. All spirits will be eager and ready to serve you, in the pursuit of your mutual interests and in the interest of your personal ascent and growth.

This mighty, fearsome, and dreadful legion will consist of a grave assortment of powerful and haunting spirits, such as Draugr and Ghouls to protect and guard your most sacred treasures and valuable locations, Banshees to bring death to your enemies or teach you the secrets of the dead, Dullahan and Wraiths to exact retribution and vengeance on your most hated foes, Vampires of various kinds to drain dry the energy of your enemies and/or help you collect as much arcane energy as possible, Kjelner warbands, led by fearsome Einherjar, to aid your cause in your name, and many other spirits of the dark dead!

All spirits in this legion will be ready to serve you, teach you, aid you, assist you in your life goals, and yes, even will be ready to exact vengeance on your greatest enemies through retribution and other forms of retaliation!

For more information on interacting with spirits, please see our Spirit Conjuration FAQ, located in our booth as a Freebie!

Policies and cautions before purchasing:

Please be aware that, especially for those without much experience with the metaphysical, conjurations may, and likely will, cause inconvinient symptoms as a result of the "Adjustment period." The Adjustment Period is what we call the time it takes for a human to physically, mentally, emotionally, and energetically become used to the new link that is established between themselves and their new spirit companion. These symptoms are a) not dangerous, and b) only temporary. Symptoms may include, but are not limited to: headaches, irritability, inexcplicable tiredness, light-headedness, emotional outbursts, and erratic moods. It is important to note that every individual responds differently to different spirits.

We will require you to tell us your full name and full date of birth in order to do a conjuration and binding for you.

Shipping:

We utilize conjuration and binding techniques which will bind your spirit companion directly to your Spirit. We will not ship you items. Please be aware of this before purchasing. As a result, there will no shipping costs.

Disclaimers:

Be advised that we will not sell any of our items to clients below the age of 18.

Please also be aware that for medical conditions, whether mental or physical, you should always consult the appropriate trained, licensed professional. The items sold in this store are not a replacement or substitute for professional help. 

The law requires that we state that these items are listed "For Entertainment Purposes Only." We are not liable for the any and all misusage of this item, nor can we guarantee that these items will work magically.