A short comedy skit for 1 woman and 1 man, plus 2-9 men for a walk-on part COSTUMES: he wears a necktie, the uglier, the better PROPS: a stack of receipts, a CD or MP3 of the Can-Can (or a musician who can play a brief segment) Here is an excerpt: She: And those twelve drummers drumming... He: They were on sale. Buy ten, get two free. She: They're giving me an awful headache. He: Oh. Do you want to exchange them? I can get you twelve tuba players tuba-ing. She: No, candy cane, I think the neighbors will complain. Like they already do about the Scotsmen. He: Scotsmen? What Scotsmen? She: The eleven pipers piping. He: They're Scottish? She: Um...bagpipers usually are. He: Bagpipers? I thought they were plumbers! We accept no returns on skits. This skit is Copyright by Linda Campanella and Whatsits Galore